John Okoro
Falz the Bahd Guy, the multi-talented rapper and actor, has opened up about his aversion to long-distance relationships in a hilarious clip.
The entertainer shared his thoughts in his trademark witty style, sparking laughter online.
With his signature comedic flair, Falz explained why he steers clear of dating someone in a different time zone, emphasizing the practical challenges.
Being in Canada, he highlighted how conflicting time differences could strain any romantic connection.
“I just checked Lagos time—it’s seven hours ahead,” he quipped. “Imagine dating someone there. When I’m wide awake and chatty, they’re already dozing off.”
He then humorously reenacted a classic long-distance couple’s exchange:
“We’d be stuck in this endless loop:
‘Babe, I miss you so much.’
‘No way, I miss you more!’
‘Stop, I definitely miss you more!’
‘Baby, I’m sleepy.’
‘Alright, let’s hang up.’
‘No, you hang up first.’
‘No way, you go first!’”
Grace Effiong
